paths I have considered and rejected, vol II
graphic designer
computer programmer
newspaper editor
lawyer
judge
elementary school teacher (this one wasn’t any particular longing on my part, but it was often suggested to me. Specifically kindergarten. I am grateful people are willing to teach, but it is so not for me.)
In non-job paths:
Being the person who grills food.
Being a person who can use a lawnmower.
Grad student